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fangirlsjustwannahavefun:

I had a date tonight with a girl I’ve been seeing and we were talking about tattoos and I mentioned wanting one of a bumblebee behind my ear and she stared at me for a second and then pulled back her hair and showed me a tattoo of a bumblebee behind her ear and lemme tell you if I didn’t believe in soulmates before I sure as hell do now that’s some next level shit

7 years ago via egberts (© fangirlsjustwannahavefun) with 207,007 notes
7 years ago via cottaterra (© meetthehelper) with 98,386 notes

gaycaspian:

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

7 years ago via ithdanis (© valtsv) with 257,218 notes

momwithagun:

ciribi:

ciribi:

garrus-vakkarian:

me, in 2014: haha what is up with people who want to fuck monsters that’s disgusting 

me, now: 3 werewolves fucked me in a denny’s bathroom

w

which Denny’s

which fucking Denny’s

7 years ago via saltybiitters (© garrus-vakkarian) with 100,723 notes

red-1s-weird:

dagger-boi:

dennys:

please do not refer to potatoes as

dirt apples

Is Chinese 土豆 (earth bean) still acceptable though

E a r t h b e a n

7 years ago via ogsmrip (© dennys) with 39,127 notes

macleod:

junkrat-the-junker-rat:

thatgirlonstage:

kaycxpher:

the road to el dorado when in the context of a d&d game is the most astounding and hellish streak of 1′s and 20′s

“The people think that you’re gods, what do you do?”

“…we go along with it.”

“Roll performance.”

“…I got a one.”

“Your foot gets caught in the stirrup while you try to dismount from the horse. You look ridiculous.”

“Well I rolled a twenty.”

“…somehow, a volcano stops erupting on your cue. Everyone falls to their knees in awe.”

“I roll to come up with an escape plan” 

“Alright roll”

“…I got a one”

“I try to convince the horse to break us out”

“Roll…animal handling?”

“I got a twenty”

Y'know now that I’ve seen this post I don’t think I’ve ever seen the movie like I thought I had

fruitextracts:

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7 years ago via paladinofthelight (© catchymemes) with 152,072 notes

Sup I’m kind of back

Idk I kinda wanna try keeping up on this again??? Maybe, still unsure

Just queued up a bunch of shit tho sO

7 years ago with 0 notes

danisnotmentallystable:

rest assured, rational me and impulsive me are having a fuckin smackdown 24/7 100% of the time

8 years ago via sleepy-cat (© ) with 148,194 notes
kiwi:
“H U M A N Z
”

kiwi:

H U M A N Z

8 years ago via kiwi (© kiwi) with 13,890 notes

real-faker:

Oh my god, in last night’s Bob’s Burgers, Bob takes Gene to a laser light rock show at the planetarium (super important to Bob, because it was his favorite when he was a teenager, and this is the last night before they’re closing the exhibit because it’s old and no one goes anymore, also it’s Bob’s birthday), and Gene has no idea what he’s in for, but he gets pumped for it anyway ‘cause Bob’s so excited about it, and finally they get in there and they’re watching it, and Gene has a sensory overload and kinda starts freaking out ‘cause he can’t handle it, so Bob takes him out and they sit in the car for a bit.  Gene’s angry because Bob didn’t tell him it would be so loud and scary, so Bob offers to play the album for Gene at a normal volume, and Gene starts to enjoy it, so he reclines the seats, takes out the cigarette lighter, tells Gene to pretend it’s a laser, and starts drawing in the air, explaining the plot to him (it’s like a full on Pink Floyd or Rush-esque rock opera about a bunch of robot overlords telling rockers that they can’t play music anymore, and one Rebel rising against them).  Gene gets really into it and decides he wants to see the finale of the laser show (which Bob regards as a life-changing experience), so they sneak back into the planetarium (there’s no re-entry allowed) with a few tricks that parallel the story from the album, and watch the climax of the show together (Bob fashions some earplugs for Gene out of a napkin).  On the way home, Bob’s asking Gene how he liked it, and Gene says “I loved it!”, Bob asks him to speak louder ‘cause his ear’s are shot, and Gene yells, “I LOVED IT, DAD”.  Bob yells back “I love you too, Gene”.

I FUCKING!!! CAN’T!!! DEAL!!!! WITH HOW GOOD THIS SHOW IS!!! I know i don’t talk about Bob’s Burgers a lot but this show is flawless and charming and gross and funny all at the same time, the characters are written like people with actual fears and anxieties, and unlike a lot of comparable shows, the comedy doesn’t come from the family being pitted against each other, it’s always the family against the world… I love it, I love it, it’s so pure and refreshing and still somehow manages to be funny without sacrificing it’s heart, and I fuckin’ love it, please watch Bob’s Burgers holy CRAP okay I’m done.

8 years ago via real-faker (© real-faker) with 2,063 notes

fruitpinch:

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reblog with which one was ur windows xp icon in the tags

Back from the dead

Yo, it’s uh… been a minute.
I’m here to say sorry not sorry for being inactive pretty much. I’m gonna continue being inactive though. I may just queue everything up on my respective blogs then leave this alone
Sorry guys ✌

8 years ago with 2 notes
spacerocketbunny:
“ Spooky jerks print!
”

spacerocketbunny:

Spooky jerks print!

fuck-yeah-pricefield:
“Someday we will foresee obstacles.
Through the blizzard, through the blizzard.
”

fuck-yeah-pricefield:

Someday we will foresee obstacles.
Through the blizzard, through the blizzard.

8 years ago via (© ) with 75 notes
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